Top 10 cat ham radio complaints

#10. Difficult to climb down from tower.
#9.  Jamming from dogs on 80 meters.
#8.  Still need QSL from Platypus for WAS -- worked all species.
#7.  Rotor controls difficult to operate with claws.
#6.  VEC's refuse to give morse code exemption to cats.
#5.  That damn Wayne Green.
#4.  Bencher iambic keyer jammed with cat fur.
#3.  SSB operation frequently mistaken for QRM.
#2.  Purring outside of audio passband on ICOM transcievers.
#1.  Cats rarely get elected ARRL district coordinator.

Copyright (c) 1998.  Cathryn Mataga  KE6I. 

Email to cathryn@junglevision.com