Aries
Typical of Aries, you've been stuck in a 'ham radio rut' too long.  Perhaps it's
time to try a new digital mode, like RTTY or Pactor.

Taurus
Taurus, the stars are extremely favourable to you.  Enter a contest, and expect
to win. This is your month.

Gemini
Danger signs loom on the horizon.  Take some time, this month to check your
tower, and antenna -- just to be safe.

Cancer
You've been putting off sending out those QSL cards too long.  It's time to get
on the ball.  Think of all those poor JA stations working on their WAS award.
You're letting them down. This negative psychic energy is affecting you.

Leo
The stars indicate that you're in for good luck with DX this month.  Ignore
the advice of know-it-alls, and go ahead and call CQDX on 20 meters this month.
Expect dramatic results.  The station on the other end of the QSO will probably
be a Leo also!

Virgo
You often forget, you Virgos, the key mantra of ham radio.  Bigger is better.
Louder is better.  You need an amplifier.  No one can hear you!  Come on,
get going.  Power is good.

Libra
You've been thinking about that same radio for years, Libra.  It's about
time to go out and do the new trasceiver.  You'll be glad you did.

Scorpio
The stars indicate a high level of creativity this week.  It's about time to
design a new QSL card, and update your ham radio web page.

Sagittarius
Just like all Sagittariuses, you've been shut in at home, and haven't showed
up at any local ham radio clubs or meetings in a long time.  It's time to
snap out of it.  Find the web sites for your local club, and show for a change.

Capricorn
It's about time for you Capricorns to lighten up a bit.  For once in your life,
don't worry about your Zone or Country count and just get on the radio and talk.
It'll add a full year to your life.

Aquarius
As a water sign, you'll have an extra edge snagging some of the rare island DX
countries this month.  Point that beam towards the ocean, and listen.

Pisces
Like all Pisces you strive to make your own special mark in the world.	Fulfill
this need by digging up the soldering iron, yes you do own one, and building a
kit.  Somewhere in the process you'll make you're own improvement that gives
you the special advantage.